I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.

beyoncevevo: So today during lunch we saw a squirrel scale the...

beyoncevevo:

So today during lunch we saw a squirrel scale the side of the building. It went 3 stories high, and just froze there. There was this barrier that didn't allow it to the roof so it literally stayed in the same position for 4 hours straight until at the end of the day the school had to call the fire department. 

plantkitten: u have lips ….. i have lips …… interesting 

plantkitten:

u have lips ….. i have lips …… interesting 

kowka: why in some movies michael cera looks like a baby angel and in others he looks like a soft...

kowka:

why in some movies michael cera looks like a baby angel and in others he looks like a soft french fry

10knotes:

10knotes:

supgabie: a cryer to should on

supgabie:

a cryer to should on

eating-nightshade-roses: CUTE! :3

eating-nightshade-roses:

CUTE! :3

keepcalmandfuckoffwolk: How Stephanie Meyer wrote twilight

keepcalmandfuckoffwolk:

How Stephanie Meyer wrote twilight

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foxnewsofficial: some of you look like angels and it's really weird to imagine you just sitting...

foxnewsofficial:

some of you look like angels and it's really weird to imagine you just sitting there blogging 

positivemilk: But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card

positivemilk:

But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card

yaoipeen: when someone you like calls you cute 

yaoipeen:

when someone you like calls you cute 

swafg: staff at checkout: that'll be $9.95me: here's $10.00me: keep the change 

swafg:

staff at checkout: that'll be $9.95
me: here's $10.00
me: keep the change 

"You don't know anyone at the party, so you don't want to go. You don't like cottage cheese, so you..."

"You don't know anyone at the party, so you don't want to go. You don't like cottage cheese, so you haven't eaten it in years. This is your choice, of course, but don't kid yourself: it's also the flinch. Your personality is not set in stone. You may think a morning coffee is the most enjoyable thing in the world, but it's really just a habit. Thirty days without it, and you would be fine. You think you have a soul mate, but in fact you could have had any number of spouses. You would have evolved differently, but been just as happy. You can change what you want about yourself at any time. You see yourself as someone who can't write or play an instrument, who gives in to temptation or makes bad decisions, but that's really not you. It's not ingrained. It's not your personality. Your personality is something else, something deeper than just preferences, and these details on the surface, you can change anytime you like. If it is useful to do so, you must abandon your identity and start again. Sometimes, it's the only way. Set fire to your old self. It's not needed here. It's too busy shopping, gossiping about others, and watching days go by and asking why you haven't gotten as far as you'd like. This old self will die and be forgotten by all but family, and replaced by someone who makes a difference. Your new self is not like that. Your new self is the Great Chicago Fire—overwhelming, overpowering, and destroying everything that isn't necessary."

- Julien Smith, The Flinch (via deeplifequotes)

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dracosferret: [FIRE CANNOT KILL A DRAGON] i shout as my shower decides to burn hotter than the...

dracosferret:

[FIRE CANNOT KILL A DRAGON] i shout as my shower decides to burn hotter than the surface of the sun. 

aquarlus: not now son, daddy's trying to take a selfie

aquarlus:

not now son, daddy's trying to take a selfie

Just a pool, disguised as a pond, with a trampoline instead of...

Just a pool, disguised as a pond, with a trampoline instead of a diving board.

I wrote a paper about these kinds of pools several years ago for a class when they were just prototypes. These pools have a natural filtration system that run based on the plants that are in the pool that give the water nutrients that allow it to not only be crystal clear, but you are also able to drink the water because it becomes so clean. And the best part is that once the initial filtration system is installed and calibrated, it maintains itself and eliminates the need for chlorine or constant maintenance like salt water pools. 

ughsher: he's coming

ughsher:

he's coming

codeinechapo: codeinechapo: baddie-bay: lostkingofdiamonds: o...

codeinechapo:

codeinechapo:

baddie-bay:

lostkingofdiamonds:

omvr:

slapped the accessories off dat boy

The moment I started fucking with WorldStar

Dat nigga need to be slapped with those ugly ass piercings on his lip

he been wantin to do this for a long time

nigga slapped him so hard he lost his own accessory